voidn:

[teacher walks in and slams briefcase down] “Good morning class,” [snatchs some chalk up and begin scribbling on the board] “Sorry if I’m a little on edge today it’s just my dog,” [crushes chalk into a fine powder] “wouldn’t let me rub his belly this morning.”

(via vvebkinz)

Me at school

  • person: what are you drawing
  • me: horses
  • person: whats you bracelet sa-
  • me: horse I ride
  • person: Wanna hang ou-
  • me: horses
  • person: hey what're ya looking at on your phone
  • me: horses
  • person: What are you doing your project on
  • me: horses
  • person: why are you staring into space
  • me: horses
  • person: whats 67-42
  • me: horses